Monday, March 12, 2007

Australian fashion is weird...

Went shopping today with the Don on Brunswick Street and I've started to notice trends in the aussie fashion.

1. V-neck and wide neck shirts... I'm sorry those are horrific fashion errors. They aren't cool, they aren't sexy, they just suck. There were like 3 cools shirts that I had to pass up because I don't like showing off my collar bones.

2. Horrible selection of jeans. Anywhere that Roca Wear or LRG, or LEE are considered designer should be nuked off the face of the planet.Twice. Local brand Tosuibe is also really ghetto. It's like the Broke man's True Religion except even less cool.

3. They have a lot of shirts that list places in the states kinda like those tourist shirts one would buy on Hollywood Blvd. Lame.

Overall the shopping here left a ton to be desired. And yes I did also go to Chapel Street and Turrock, which was reccomended by our DRUNK cab driver.

On the bright side I did find an Adidas shirt that says player on it and has a picture that looks EXACTLY like Toecutter. Like I swear the designer saw him on a DYD product or something. Exactly like him....



  1. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Go to Chadstone shopping centre if you are still in Melbourne. There is some local advice for you.

  2. I like the idea of a cool looking t-shirt with some weird, random American city on it.




  3. omgggg i remember those v necks that show all your chest hair aaaaaaaaaaheeeeeeeeew aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!! i have no fashion sense but that shit was horrible

  4. Forget you Sinn.Rocawear is the shit

  5. Candyman4:21 AM

    He he. It is a bit weird, isn't it? Sinn, I'm not sure how long you're in town for, but we'd be honored to have you and The Don as guest speakers in Melbourne Lair. If you guys are available, you can find me at

  6. Anonymous5:18 AM

    at least those deep v-necks rocked over here in nyc. they were all over the place last summer.....

  7. Anonymous9:54 AM

    oh dude, I HAVE to get that toecutter shirt, that's HILARIOUS!@

  8. Anonymous2:17 PM

    Who would want to have Steve Celeste's face on their t-shirt?

    Did you go to Oxford St in Sydney? Lots of metro-wear.

  9. Anonymous7:57 PM

    Anything positive to say about Australia, or anything in general man?

  10. Hope some of that fashion gets over here to NZ.
    I've been looking for wide-collared tops. In particular, wide collared hoodies in a light colout and light fabric . I think its a good look.