Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Winner of The Free 60 Minute Phone Consultation

The winning testimonial came in From Seth D.

Hit me up to schedule your consultation Seth.

Here was his experience, in his own words...



Before I begin, allow me to ask, what is the goal of the game?

The answer, my child: to get laid.


Let me tell you a story about how I met Sinn. Last summer I went to the Under 21 Convention in Orlando Florida. At night, we all went out to the local bars and clubs. And, at 1:30am, I ran into Sinn, drunk off his ass. I was flailing that night - practically none of my sets were hooking at all, it was a bad night. So I come up to Sinn and ask him for free help.

Me "Dude. Help. Please."
Sinn "I'd love to but I'm drunk off my ass, I wouldn't be able to give you any good advice"
Me "Please. Ill do anything you tell me to, even for your own amusement"
Sinn "Ok, jump across that table and slide onto the couch where that guy is talking to the girl"
and then Sinn does a quick demo, like the live-action hero that he is.

So I think, "1.....2....FUCK IT" and then jump across the table, slide onto the couch, and then start yammering constantly about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I talk to the girl about how I am a jumper, and I jump, and I was recruited for the US Olympic Jumping team, blah blah blah. The girl is loving it and the guy is rendered speechless because of my high energy. I go on with this nonsense for about a minute. Then I mention that I'm in town and on vacation so I guess I'm gonna go find some girls to sleep with.

Girl: What, you don't want to sleep with me?
Me: I didn't realize you were interested
Girl: I am.
Me: Let's go.
Girl, to the other guy she was talking to: Okay we're going now.

And we leave the venue, the guy follows and at the door I break the news to him that she meant that me and her were leaving. Oh, sorry
The girl thanks me for saving her
As I leave Sinn gives me an air high-five and a wink.

We walk back to my hotel and she takes off my belt, puts music from my laptop on and ties me to the bedpost and proceeds to fuck me. Awesome. She was very dominating...

Total time from meet to sex:
-1 minute opener
-30 seconds smalltalk about me being on vacation
-8 minute walk to hotel
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9 minutes 30 seconds!

All because of Sinn...and it was all cuz of some quick free advice. WOW, Wow, Wow. I love you buddy.


(I honestly can't imagine how much value you would get out of spending an entire NIGHT hanging out with him SOBER, learning game and chilling. Jeezz. I got laid in under ten minutes off of some wisdom he gave me when he was DRUNK. That's how much the guy knows about game, his competency shines through even when he's completely intoxicated.)

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11 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:51 AM

    Lol...hilarious story

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  2. Anonymous11:02 AM

    haha great

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  3. Anonymous1:38 PM

    gyou gotta love drunk sinn!!!! he's like the bitter alter ego of the now pretty optimistic sinn.

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  4. Anonymous1:53 PM

    Hahaha

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  5. Anonymous5:07 PM

    omg

    explain how did that happen

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  6. Anonymous6:30 PM

    good stuff. i'll make sure sinn's drunk on the bootcamp ha

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  7. Anonymous1:29 AM

    Hollywood attraction, BIEEETCHES! He talks briefly about it in the under21convention dvd's.

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  8. Roxstar11:23 PM

    Wow, what the hell?? even when he's drunk :P I guess I gotta start thinking outside the box - so far my approaches haven't been that original.

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  9. Anonymous11:51 PM

    haha both legendary and hilarious

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  10. Anonymous7:51 AM

    jesus

    sinn needs to materialize next to me the next time im at a club

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