Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Girl Game


Middle of the week greetings, and salutations to you all.

I've been having some crazy success lately which has led me to having to wash my sheets every day and the following little nugget of information I want to share with you today.

Girls have lines and "routines" they run too.

I started to notice this before I left AZ, but since I've moved it's become even more noticeable. In fact I can now tell I'm going to end up hooking up with a girl as soon as they start some of they're "girl game" as I like to call it.

I met a Yoga teacher in Barnes and Noble Sunday who while we were walking around told me she had to be in love to have sex with someone(Something I'd heard before) 6 hours later she was filming herself masturbating and various other things unfit for print.

My favorite example of this is when girls try to push the whole " I date like a guy" thing. Recently this very cute little cocktail waitress named Sam tried to tell me she doesn't date and plays guys. Literally a week later she was calling me every day trying to hangout and getting super clingy. Since I've moved I've heard variations of this from an Abercrombie and Fitch manager and a makeup artist. If a girl tells you she dates like a guy or is a player, run because she's clingy.

I've done the research for you.

The point is, much as we are trying to control our image in the girl's mind to make ourselves seem fun, confident, masculine and interesting. She is trying to do the same thing, and chances are both of us are misrepresenting ourselves.

Because as Chris Rock once said when you meet somebody of the opposite sex for the first time, you're not actually meeting them, you're meeting their representative.

How do you deal with this?

With the best advice I ever received about women (from my sister ironically enough, love you Gemma!) Never take anything a woman is saying seriously. Especially if you just met her.




  1. Jon, you hit it right on the head here. I've experienced this many times throughout the years, and save for the extremely rare exception, this rings true time and time again. I've described it as "Chick-hustle". It's like fools gold, because it shows attraction super early...but often digresses into "You're all I think about, do you think about me?" and "Why are you lagging with the texts?". Buyer beware.

  2. Anonymous11:35 AM


  3. Anonymous9:04 PM

    This is a "copy/paste/save/bookmark" preserve forever post right here. It's something I know I'm going to forget too...gotta remind myself.

  4. Clarence6:21 PM

    Oh yeah solid advice.
    Never take anything a woman says seriously.

    See how that works out for you.