Friday, August 31, 2007

My Ideal Pick Up...

CJ posted his ideal pick up here, and encouraged me to post mine...

CJ's is here


Now my ideal pick up scenario starts in my apt, I'm chilling and watching Tivo. A knock comes upon my door. I answer, and it's adult film start Jesse Jane. She is holding a big bag o' weed.

She says" I was walking by and I noticed this big bag o' weed, and was wondering if you lost it."

I respond, I did lose a big bag o' weed. Than you for returning it. Would you care to partake in some finest of chronic smoke? "

She says " Of course, but I have to warn you, I get super horny whne I'm high and will want sex."

I say only if you promise to leave after, I've got some other chicks coming over.

She responds, do they mind if I join in...

And the curtain falls...

That'll be the day I quit.



  1. Anonymous1:49 PM

    You funny!

  2. Wait.. Did she cook you a banquet when you got the munchies? And use the vacuum cleaner as a pole to dance around as she tidied your place?

  3. Anonymous5:31 PM

    CJ's sucks compared to yours

  4. Anonymous3:00 AM

    jesse jane has the nastiest boobs/nipples... ew. For an ideal pickup I'm surprised you chose her...?

  5. Anonymous3:10 PM

    "I didn't pay hookers for sex... I payed 'em to leave!" -Charlie Sheen-


  6. Anonymous8:24 PM

    Yea, getting something for nothing, that will be the day we can quit.