Thursday, August 06, 2009

Great Community Quotes # 3

We're back with another quote that I can't use for one reason or another.

This one actually didn't happen with me in the room, but has been relayed to me by 2 people who were there.

Let's set the scene.

One instructor has been talking to another (more junior) instructor about how he doesn't believe the junior instructor gets "10s". A very evolved and important argument to having, if you're in fifth grade :)

The argument quickly gets heated as each side tries to defend their point and keep their "frames". It should also be noted that this was the first time these two guys had met. At the most heated part of the argument the lead instructor uttered this classic phrase.

" If I didn't have my inner game on right now, I would sock you."

I mean if I didn't have my inner game on right now, I'd probably drive a schoolbus of children of a cliff into an ocean. Lucky for them, I've been reading my Tolle lately so instead I'll just write a newsletter :)



  1. Anonymous11:29 AM

    Hahaha, this one is amazing!

  2. Anonymous12:02 PM

    Best one so far.

  3. That's halarious! I can see that argument taking place.

  4. Anonymous1:21 PM

    And people pay thousands of dollars for these instructors?


    I agree with the other thread.

    whats really needed is captain
    jack to make a video.

    the guy sounds like he semi drifts
    into retirement on a regular basis.

    Sinn - get this man on video
    before its too late!

  6. The more I read about these sorts of instances, the more PU sounds like a brainwashing cult.

  7. Anonymous4:49 PM

    Damn you mystery, you've produced the weirdest dudes ever.... damn you...

  8. Hilarious. And Sad at the same time.

    But hey, if it wasn't for grown men with the mindset of toddlers, the Community (TM) wouldn't be nearly as huge as it is today.

    As for Tolle, how's that going? I've seen him in interviews. He seems to be copping Buddhism pretty hard, right?

    The notion of nothing clinging to the past, or the future, that's pure Buddhism..

  9. Anonymous8:16 PM

    Sinn, I love you.

  10. Anonymous8:17 PM

    A lot of people in this community could really benefit from ego loss.

  11. Anonymous9:08 PM

    hey sinn I've been jacking off multiple times a day recently, and I wanted to know when is it time to stop.

  12. Anonymous1:23 PM

    how does that saying go?
    "he who hesitates, masturbates"