So Cam is staying with me for a few days for fun, and when I told him about the top 5 Charlatans list, not only did he want to contribute, but he suggested we do a whole podcast on it.
We are going to be recording that right after I post this, but I wanted to tease you guys a little bit first by giving you a rundown of the top 7 Charlatans we will be discussing as well as a few honorable mentions…
Honorable Mentions: Hawaii of Venusian Arts, Herbal T, All Female PUA instructors(not dating coaches PU coaches), Badboy of Croatia, Vin Dicarlo and Jordan Harbinger. All douchey but not enough to make the final 7. Fuck you very much to those guys, I hope you all die fiery deaths. Happy fucking new year!
Now I’m only going to reveal 4 of the top 7 here, you’ll have to actually listen to the podcast later to hear the hilarious top-3 and tales of their ridiculousness… Plus I shout out each of these fools as I know they're gonna read it :)
# 7- David Wygant- The Whole Foods Loiterer heads up the final spot. You know it’s a douchey list when Wygant is the 7th worst offender of charlatanism. PS- You still aren’t the real Hitch. Douche.
# 6 – Sean Stephensen- You don’t get laid like a rockstar, Sean. Just keep it 100 with us and you wouldn’t be on the list. Sean’s physical handicaps had no part in this ranking, just his bullshit and bragging. We’re not making fun of him for being handicapped, we’re making fun of him for bragging in ways that would shame TD.
# 5 – Erika Awakening- I hate to admit it, but she definitely amuses me more than these others. She still gives bat shit crazy advice tho. Good job on your bitter Entropy post E.
# 4 – Dr Paul Dobransky – Don’t even get me started on this guy. Nerds pick on Dr Paul. Plus his doctorate has NOTHING to do with helping guys meet girls. That’s like a PHD in physics telling us to listen to his theories on attraction because he has a PHD… Retarded. Seriously dude have you been laid in the 2000s without paying?
And that’s all for now though the final 3 are WAY bigger wastes of sperm than these 4.
Stay Tuned, people will be shocked and awed.
As for the charlatans themselves, As Sheree of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta once famously said
" Who gonna check me boo?"
JS- The King Of Content/PerezHilton of the PUA world ☺