Monday, December 14, 2009

Oh yeah I forgot, my life is weird...

Hey hey...

I was out this weekend with a girl I'm seeing and a few of her friends including some very out of the closet Lesbians.

One of these girls, we'll call her "Jamie" reminded me of my BFF Raine in that she's a girl player. She teases, and dominates conversations and moves girls around and physically escalates a lot. She was grabbing my girls boobs a lot :)

But her GF was there and while Jamie was talking to other girls she was telling about her playerish ways, and that she's slept with a lot of girls "like almost 50."

I laughed out loud a little when she said almost 50 and I had to stifle it and explain that it was funny she was such a player.

But really, I was laughing cause I've slept with that many girls in a year quite a few times...

And it was then that I remembered that I'm in the top 1% of promiscuity, and that most people would be shocked and probably a little horrified if they knew the reality of the situation( Not the Jersey Shore character who is awesome). So just a weird moment where I remembered that I have a weird sex life. Wouldn't want it any other way tho :)

JS

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:31 PM

    cool story hansel! your pua skills are pretty damn good, but your subtle bragging skills....not so much =P

    ReplyDelete
  2. I hooked up with a lesbian once. I told her I thought you were a lesbian she said 80% of the time.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lol.

    Yeah man I agree w Anonymous. I'm normally a big booster of your posts, Sinn.

    But in this one I gotta call douchy braggartry...

    My take at least...

    ReplyDelete
  4. We have a situation here.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous4:48 PM

    That was a sleek DHV embedded spike in that story.

    Mystery would've been proud.

    ReplyDelete
  6. ohsnap5:45 PM

    FJM: Sinn uses super douchy PUA DHV skillz on unsuspecting readers!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous6:20 PM

    Be realistic if you guys slept with that many girls at least to some degree you would feel proud of yourself especially since this is generally a really hard goal to get to.

    Also I dont interpret it as bragging so much as just someone expressing their thoughts throughout their day and writing it on THEIR blog. Depends how you interpret it.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Anonymous7:22 PM

    Sinn your sex life is a situation. I envy that kinda situation.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Sinn, reveal your numbers.
    Wanna know how much of a bitch you are.

    ReplyDelete
  10. jason_6:10 AM

    sinn u simply dont get it...

    that jamie chick has slept with more girls than most of the community guys around. that's actually the really funny part of your story!

    the fact that you have bad ego identification with your pua self going on makes want to hand you some rsd products!

    woo!
    jason_

    ReplyDelete
  11. NICE!

    Yeah I've caught myself laughing and or snickering when a girl tells me how many people she's been with like it's a big deal. I have to catch myself as well, but like you said I wouldn't want it any other way! ;)

    JSmooth

    P.S.
    I remember reading on your blog once how to handle the number of partners question and it has worked well for me. Thanks!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Anonymous11:24 AM

    dude, thats awesome.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Anonymous6:16 PM

    Jon why do you think Mike "The Situation" is awesome??? He's such a poontang!

    ReplyDelete