Monday, November 30, 2009

Jon's Loopy Theories # 1: Hot Dog is NEVER a BAD choice

Hey guys,

I spent a very lazy Thanksgiving week ( Yes week not weekend) with a great girl and annoying dog! I hope everyone else had as great of a holiday as I did.

I capped it off by getting really drunk, buying a hot dog from the guy who sells them in the venue ( Yes,I go to venues that serve hot dogs, if there's hot girls I'll go almost anywhere) and then cabbing to said girl's house while eating one hot dog and saving the other for later. I then proceeded to hop the fence to her balcony, attempt to drunkenly shove the hot dog into her face, then refused to put out.

Which brings us to my theory; Having a hot dog is NEVER a bad choice. I'm writing about this, because rants like this one are EXACTLY what I talk to girls about. Talking about theories, interesting thoughts, ideas, and hypothetical situations is like Catnip to girls. You just have to make it relevant to the type of girl you're talking to.

For example I wouldn't talk about Chuck Klosterman's thoughts on Nirvana and David Koresh with a party girl at a dance club. But I would talk about my theory on Hugh Hefner and how the girls on "Girls Next Door" decide whose turn it is to fuck Hef.

A lot of guys are scared of expressing these kinds of thoughts for fear of being labelled "weird". But guess what, it's weird to start conversations with strange women and try to get them into bed. Cold approach is about being weird or quirky in a fun attractive way.

So use more theories when talking to women.

Also if you have a great theory on anything post it in the comments, Maybe I'll discuss one of your theories on an upcoming Podcast or something...


JS-The King Of Content


  1. Anonymous8:01 PM

    Dumb post

  2. peckha9:13 PM

    Theory #1 - When in a group setting there is almost nothing positive, meaningful or fun that can follow the two words "Well actually..."

  3. Anonymous11:30 PM

    Aright get this...

    I have a theory that if a girls mom is fat. Her chances of being fat shot through the roof. But if her mom is thin then she has a near zero chance of being fat.

    Now go around looking for fat moms and daughters...


  4. Anonymous4:06 AM

    I would love to hear your theory about how the girls on "girls next door" decide whose turn it is to fuck Hef. :-D

  5. Anonymous8:23 AM

    Theory of relativity

  6. Anonymous9:10 AM

    A common thing I do is point out a weird person I see, then I get the girl to agree. Then I will point something out similar on her to the person she agreed was weird ( or whatever ). Girls always laugh, blush, hit me... that's a little trick I do! Do it all the time and it works for me. Just really playful and almost serious but she doesn't know if I am.

  7. Anonymous9:18 AM

    I agree 100%, sharing thoughts, ideas, opinions etc is something I do all the time. For example last weekend I convinced a girl that asian people actually descend from a different species than normal people and that is why they have no sense of humor and a small penis. I think that this works because even if the subject is stupid, the girl is still listening and putting in effort to belive you, so attraction increases. At least that is why I think this works.

  8. Anonymous4:39 AM

    This is not weird to approach a strange woman and to have sex with her... This is what men have always done... before the community exists... Community didnt invent that... Thinking it is weird Is weird.

  9. I was discussing becoming older with a girl one time and somehow got onto a thread about how we couldn't be party girls all our lives..."what are we going to do when the older men and women out there no longer want us because we are too old? will we get by without our sugar mommies and daddies paying for everything for us?...we'll end up kicked to the curb with no education and only a long list of places we partied, drugs we took and people we slept with as our cvs!"
    I then discussed my theory that only fat straight women could possibly hate jeggings,
    Moments later as I'm trying to pull off my stupidly tight skinny jeans and drunkenly fall around the room, loudly dropping all of my belongings out of my pockets, I add to my theory that drunken party girls also hate jeggings.

  10. Anonymous11:49 PM

    Dumb post - agreed!