Monday, July 02, 2012

Cars Suck...

 My car is back in the shop today.

 For longtime blog readers, this is not the M3 I had from 2007-2011. This is another different car that also ends up in the shop a lot.

 It's interesting timing because I want to begin the process of selling this car and getting something that is

 A: More reliable. This car has been better than the M3 but still in the shop way too much and the repairs are way more expensive than I'd like them to be.

 B: Gets better gas mileage. I seriously get like 200 miles to a tank and I drive kind of a lot now.

 So hopefully my warranty covers the stuff that's wrong with my car today and I get it back quickly so that I can sell it and get something new that will almost invariably be an issue as well.



  1. Anonymous12:54 PM

    Guys—serious question here.

    I've been having a lot of dreams about Sinn lately. Nothing weird, mostly us hanging out, going swimming, sleeping over his house, etc.

    Do you guys dream of Sinn too? I listen to his audios all the time so maybe it's not a big deal.

    PS—I am not gay.

    1. Anonymous3:15 PM

      Your uncle touched you when you were younger.

    2. Anonymous7:05 AM

      Maybe Sinn touched him when he was younger.

    3. Anonymous7:35 AM

      Be not ashamed, Jon's a right sexy lad.

    4. Anonymous1:46 PM

      sinn had sex with my father

    5. Anonymous3:35 PM

      u fucked sinn up the ass

    6. Anonymous3:53 AM

      did sinn thrust his penis up your dads dark ass?

    7. Anonymous12:13 PM

      how do you guys know this stuff about sinn?

    8. Anonymous7:33 AM

      because my dad was screaming mercy as

      sinn used his mighty dick to pound

      my dad fucking brutally hard

    9. Anonymous9:29 AM

      "how do you guys know this stuff about sinn?"

      It's common knowledge. Sinn is internationally known as a douchy ass pirate who just happens to be pretty good at teaching pickup to straight guys.

    10. Anonymous11:00 AM

      well if what your saying is true

      then I hope people won't judge Sinn

  2. Anonymous2:02 PM

    Dude, I've field tested this and I'm confused:

    What if the car is with a mate? What key should I use? What's the best key? How many keys should I memorise?

    I need more routines before I open any more cars. At the minute I'm just standing close to the cars to build up my confidence.

    Can you put this in your Inner Ring series? I love your work, and have named my WoW character SinnGotThatShit in your honour, as I am unlikely to have kids.

    1. Anonymous3:39 PM

      "as I am unlikely to have kids."

      All of Jon's readers are unlikely to have kids. Let's face it, even midgets have a better chance of attracting a woman & getting married than us.

  3. Anonymous2:13 PM

    Get a Jeep

    Cory Capaldi

  4. Anonymous3:05 PM

    Jon can your next/future post be about how to avoid paying cover to clubs? Would like multiple ideas/suggestions on how to do it. Its annoying girls can move freely from club to club yet us guys have to pay at every single club.

    And Ladies SMH.... they don't have to pay to get in but we do? For the same venue? I accept and agree with paying for drinks but cover is just complete BS.

    1. Anonymous9:33 AM

      Foget that! I'm still waiting for the RH report.

  5. Anonymous5:16 PM

    Ladies Night is wack. Party chicks would take stuff more seriously but dont since they don't pay for ANYTHING.

    Having their cake and eating it too

  6. Anonymous5:19 PM

    Two words: consumer reports

  7. Anonymous6:10 PM

    If you're in California, maybe get an electric car, or get a hybrid car, be it new, or leased.

  8. Anonymous7:23 PM

    don't buy used cars, only get brand new

  9. Anonymous9:00 PM

    Usually, when people complain about reliability and cost of repairs and low gas mileage on a car, they didn't buy a reliable and efficient car, but rather a sexy car. M3 seems to be a BMW. I assume your other car is something on the same scale. You get what you choose. You have chosen sexy.

    You want reliable and high mileage, get a Honda Civic or Accord.

    Anonymous age 70

    1. Anonymous1:14 PM

      Jon's too gay to buy a reliable car.

  10. Anonymous4:43 AM

    write about pick-up. who cares about your car!

  11. Anonymous5:17 AM

    get a prius

    1. Anonymous4:23 PM

      agreed, surprisingly a lot of young girls like it.

  12. Anonymous1:48 PM

    Is this post a transition towards your next passion: "Car mechanics"?

  13. Anonymous10:27 AM

    a BMW for real? you drive a nice german car? respect from europe broooo!

  14. Anonymous6:17 PM

    Love how Some are off topic, get a civic buddy, or. Hyundai they have the 10 year/ 1,000 mile warranty on their transmissions, even better a scion

  15. Anonymous8:52 AM

    sinn is it true you fucked a turkey on thanks giving?

    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      Not true. Jon just touched it inappropriately.

    2. Anonymous12:14 PM

      sinn just told me over the phone that it's true

      and that he regrets it very much

    3. Anonymous9:26 AM

      Stop making light of this, the poor turkey will be in therapy for many years.

    4. Anonymous9:31 AM

      Sinn regrets nothing. He'd do it again in a heartbeat.

    5. Anonymous11:03 AM

      sinn you turkey fucker

  16. Anonymous5:54 PM

    FOR SALE: One trick pony. Much ridden but rarely loved. Nice mane. Genitally challenged. Answers to the name 'Sinn'.

    Does not play well with other ponies.

  17. Anonymous9:29 AM

    Got to hand it to Jon. No other instructor lets his readers have so much fun at his expense.

  18. Anonymous2:47 PM

    Cool story bro