Friday, April 16, 2010

Simplified Versions of Game Theory

So Entropy wrote a really good post a little bit ago

Read it Here

It got me thinking about my own simplified version of pick-up theory which is admittedly more focused on outer game. And has been something I've joked about many times.

My simplified version of pick up goes like this

After starting a conversation there are only so many things you must discuss:

1. I'm Awesome. A rousing performance of all of the many reasons why EVERY hot girl between the ages of 19 and 36 should have sex with me. Otherwise known as attraction :)

2. You're Awesome. Explaining why the girl is cool is EXTREMELY important and leads to the third step.

3. I want to have sex with you. Escalating the conversation has to happen and verbal escalation revolves around ways and places I'd like to bang said hot chick.

4. Get away from me! At various points when describing our awesomeness or expressing sexual interest the girl may start to appear a little uncomfortable at which point we need to pop the tension by pushing the girl away verbally or physically.

So all of my successful pickups look like this in my mind:


I'm Awesome
You're Awesome
I want to bang you
Get away from me

And the whole thing repeats until sex.

Find flaws in that.

You can't :)

JS- The King Of Content.


  1. Coincidently, I was thinking about my own theory of getting laid the last couple days.

    I believe that if you have an all star quarterback and a world class receiver, game can basically become hail mary game. If the QB and receiver/end game is strong enough, the midgame becomes an unnecessary accessory....

  2. Argh you make it sound so simple but then my mind makes it so complicated.

  3. Anonymous8:21 PM

    funny how the process is so simple yet there's like 10000 thousand products on getting laid.

    its like losing weight. diet and exercise yet there are 1000 different methods and products

  4. Anonymous9:48 PM

    This is awesome, Im gonna try this for a whole week of pickups lol. Sinn though I think it would great if you came up with your own free pdf of your linear game system, like MM but better.

  5. Anonymous6:52 AM

    Wow, this is amazing.

    The more complicated you make pick up to be, the more complicated it becomes I guess.


  6. Anonymous10:10 AM

    I am such a hustler