Holy fucking shit this is weird!!!!!
Check out this video of David D getting married, in the WEIRDEST wedding vows ever!!!
David D gets married
I was going to break it down vow by vow like the Zapruder film, but instead I'm going to just cover some of my highlights.
First off it seems like Eben wrote these vows himself as if they were the marketing materials for some sort of hippy-fag program on relationships.
Secondly, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I also showed it to a few girls I know and they confirm that they would have been creeped out enough to leave the ceremony.
I vow to protect your solitude... Really isn't that kinda the opposite of a wedding vow??
What is that all white outfit Eben is wearing? Is this some sort of Bollywood movie that's just waiting for a dance ending?
That chick is beat. May we have a moment of silence for the idea that David D got hot chicks.
Why did they bring up their sex lives in their vows? It's almost like they were trying to convince me they actually have boney, nerdy, extremely pale sex with each other.
We will facilitate, momentous, opportunities to actualize... I don't even know what that means,
Their love is a crucible for evolution as well as conscious art. And here I just thought this was some rich asshole getting married.
Why am I not surprised that they mention Burning Man here, thus furthering my theory that Burning Man is for assholes.
Anyway what did you think of David D's wedding?