Monday, November 29, 2010

It's Officially The Worst Time Of The Year For Pickup

Hey there,

As I'm sure I've talked about here, game changes as the seasons do.

In fact if you research this very blog, you'll find a horror trove of personal stories about Last Minute Resistance and near misses in between Thanksgiving and New Year's or as I like to call it the least wonderful time of the year.

If you don't understand why this happens I'll break it down succinctly.

During the holiday rush, not only are girls more likely to get Boyfriends to avoid being alone during the holidays, but they are less likely to go out and are more likely to be super busy with family and holiday obligations. If you want to dig deeper, you can find a lot of evidence to support the idea that humans have a mating season that begins in early spring. Or as the Guidos call it "Pool Season."

Now this shouldn't demotivate you, as much as it should teach you to focus more on your own family and holiday obligations rather than thinking you're going top go out and rack up a ton of lays around the holidays.


JS- The King Of Content


  1. Very true man...

    I used to live in Chicago and during winter, 70% of the people practically social hibernation from Nov - Feb. Clubs that are jam-packed in the summer become like ghost towns in the winter. It sucks...

    Definitely important to either get a winter gf or a craft out a pretty solid rotation during the fall.

  2. another epic post, in my case I found my current girlfriend during june (early summer, after my exams) so just after spring, your post does ring a bell in my ear I've noticed the mating season to be VERY TRUE!.

    what used to be horribly disturbing is when I would sarge during winter for hours in the lonely dark streets and always used to think my game just got worse for some bizarre reason, thanks for the concious relization. awesome!!

    Solution, sarging in the central london underground trains. unlimited targets.

  3. Anonymous7:05 PM

    Stop saying sarge man....

  4. Anonymous9:40 PM

    nice post man, very cool

  5. sarge is the worst word ever used in pickup. It's embarassing.

  6. I've found this as well. Except I'm in Australia so the seasons are inverted. So around now and new years is when I do my best and during winter in the middle of the year I do terribly.