Thursday, September 30, 2010

Don't Be Captain Save a Ho Part Deux

I was reading my Real Housewives book (Don't judge) and I came across a perfect quote from Simon that illustrates the allure certain kinds of damaged women, especially those with high sexual confidence can have on men.

" She was a challenge for me. I'm in the car business and I was basically a closer, and I know a lot about psychology. But even with all the ability I have as a closer, she's the only person in the world I cannot use it on. IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT TO. IT'S LIKE SHE HAS KRYPTONITE."

First of all, how funny is it that he calls himself a Closer. Seriously, you know what I think of when I think of the term "closer"? Kyra Sedwick from that TV show they ALWAYS advertise during the NBA playoffs.

Secondly if you ever find yourself trying to get a girl to change who she is or feel like you need to use psychology or "game" to win some sort of power struggle in a relationship, you're a sociopath.

and lastly if you find yourself comparing a girl's resistance to you to that of Kryptonite I.E the only substance that can harm FRICKIN SUperman, you may want to re-evaluate things.

Just sayin,

JS- The King Of Content


  1. Anonymous5:40 PM

    Best opening line of any blog post ever created by you! :D :D

  2. Sinn, any advice on picking up chicks who ask you for directions? Should I just go "yeah I was going there anyway, I'll show you the way"?

    My email is :) You know you want to :)

  3. Anonymous10:22 AM

    so if I feel I want to use game to get a girl I have issues?

    Cool story bro.