Thursday, October 18, 2007

LR: The Most gangster pull ever. Featuring the glorious return of Captain Jack.

So I finally after 6 weeks on the road, have some free time, and a new LR...

It all started off when I dropped my car which had been sitting in my garage for 6 weeks accumulating dirt and having someone write faggot wash your car on my trunk in the dirt. Classy. So I finally get my car jumped and drive it a harrowing 40 miles to the BMW dealership. Not really 40 but close.

This particular dealership happens to be in the same suburb of the city as a certain swashbuckling PUA who happens to be one of my closest friends. Also a friend I hadn't seen in a few weeks.

A couple calls later we are back bullshiting and eating at the outback. Not as good as usual today for some reason. I think it was the cheese fries being undercooked.

We roll to the mall and then decide to hit a happy hour place. It was awesome, but we end up back at my place and get a call from Shaft and El Topo. They have been working on some SICK new stuff regarding frames and cognitive dissonace. Really brillant stuff Shaft has come up with...We meet up for dinner, then roll to meet Twitchy at a new club opening. We ran into Elation and Simple, but the club volume gets turned up to a horrifyingly vibrating internal organs level. And so we roll to our usual SNL venue.

And it sucks. Balls. Hard... It's loud(ER),the cover price has been upped,and there is an awful ratio. I get some drinks from my bartender and watch one of the cities best players, he's a promoter at some venues out here and ALWAYS has some crazy hot girls all over him. He's a little too aggressive and sometimes blows himself out, but he always leaves with 3 or 4 hot girls. He's kind of a dick, so my attempts to befriend him have not gone swimmingly well...

Then I see her. She's got HUGE boobs, she's 5'4 she's got reddish blonde hair. And she's a H-erd( A hot nerd, I think I stole that from Jlaix somewhere...) She's got these super hot secretary glasses on and a look that just screams dork.. She's a 9.5 to me. She hits my type of funusual exactly. If you've ever taken a bootcamp with me, you've heard me describe my type and she's it...

I go to tap her and tell her she's a herd, when she opens 2 big black guys... Oh well I'll see her again. Hopefully. I roll around and find CJ. We're talking when she walks out and in mid-sentence I roll after her. I open her by telling her she's a her and then explaining it to her. She thanks me and I say " Oh you didn't do it on purpose? You really are a nerd!"...

We start talking and I get the dreaded BF objection, plus he works at the venue...I treat it like she just said "Spiders,Monkeys, Pirate Ninjas." I keep talking and she brings it up again. Again I ignore and I talk about how awesome I am. It's on she's telling me I'm awesome, grabbing my wrists etc...

The BF rolls up and I say " You have a really sweet GF."
He replies: " Thanks, she's my angel."

SHe has just offered me a drink, and he escorts me to get it... I actually for a second thought I might be getting kicked out,as he walked me to the service area. I get a drink and we talk about how cool his girl is...

We go back, he offers to get me a chair and leaves us to talk...

I start qualifying and then tell her that she needs to walk away from me right now or I will start hitting on her. She tells me I already have been. I start breakthrough comfort. It's easy because this girl is really amazing. She's smart and funny and honest and self aware, and a complete decorated emergency. But a fun one:)

She starts talking about how she cheated on her BF already. This is what we call an IOI for those of us watching at home...

I go into my sexual frames... I hit them all and tie them into a breakthrough comfort style explanation of why I like her and want us to be AT LEAST friends...

I regress her to childhood using Shaft's routine he taught at dinner... Money BTW.

She asks me what I'm doing after this as her BF works till very late...
( Yet another IOI for those of us who have trouble with these things:P) I reply honestly and add that if she wants she can join me. She agrees.

I handle logistics with CJ and Twitchy and we roll out different exits meet out front and depart.

I later made her beg to come... multiple times...

So I pulled a girl from in front of her boyfriend to my house in about 2 and a half hours... While he was buying me drinks and food...

I'm going straight to hell.

S

P.S Also CJ got laid in his first night out in 6 weeks... All hail the return of the rust free pirate of GLORY!!!

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:55 AM

    fuckin hilarious...

    awesome pull!

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  2. Anonymous12:53 PM

    Totally sweet.
    ~TJDetroit

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  3. Yea man I've been waiting for my fix.

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  4. FUCKEN AWESOME!!!! Best Pull EVER!!!

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  5. Anonymous7:12 PM

    I got a hard time comprehending this. blows my mind to the point I just want to say you're full of shit...

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  6. Love the line "get away from me or I'm gonna start hitting on you". I'm gonna use it tonight.

    Congrats.

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  7. Anonymous8:45 PM

    And when you get to hell, brother, we will all be there with open arms, raising a glass in your honor. That was a great LR. It exemplifies why I got into this game in the first place. To be 100% player.

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  8. Anonymous10:38 PM

    It's about time we lock up Sinn... and use whatever extraordinary enhanced torture method to get his mojo!

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  9. CaptinAmerica5:59 AM

    Good stuff as always!!

    I'm hoping that you can elaborate "I regress her to childhood using Shaft's routine he taught at dinner..." :)

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  10. Anonymous7:11 AM

    "I get some drinks from my bartender and watch one of the cities best players, he's a promoter at some venues out here and ALWAYS has some crazy hot girls all over him. He's a little too aggressive and sometimes blows himself out, but he always leaves with 3 or 4 hot girls. He's kind of a dick, so my attempts to befriend him have not gone swimmingly well..."

    Naturals don't like to hang with PUAs because PUAs don't have any value to offer to a natural

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  11. Anonymous8:35 AM

    I am promoter, so I'm in the club a lot. I will see the same faces repeatedly. It is my job to observe basic things like demographics and who is cool and who isn't. If I don't observe this, then I end up losing money.

    I often see community guys and players. You always seem them at different clubs but with the same wingmen--over and over again. They are social and financial liabilities to me. So I'm a dick to them.

    If I were to be nice and befriend them, they would game the first HB8 at our table. Take her home and fuck her. Create a bunch of drama. Then go write a field report how he gamed an HB10. So most promoters will stay away from befriending players. It fucks up their system, and that system is important.

    It's that system that allows a promoter to consistently fuck 9 and 10's (think Playboy hot), whereas the player occasionally fucks an HB8 (think Bangbus hot).

    So when I see a player out in a club--regardless of whether he is a chill guy--I still see him as a liability. Most successful promoters will view it them same way. And imagine that is how that one promoter views you

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  12. Anonymous8:01 AM

    Nice!

    "She hits my type of funusual exactly."

    What does funusal mean? Pls describe.

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  13. Anonymous8:02 AM

    Nice.

    "She hits my type of funusual exactly."

    What does funusal mean?

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  14. Nice.

    "She hits my type of funusual exactly."

    What does funusal mean?

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  15. Cap_MAC4:42 AM

    Sinn, you're the real deal hahaha. Nice way of reporting. Please give us a hand with that Shaft's routine. Sounds pretty interesting. By the way Juggler said you hanged out with him, dunno really but says hi. Keep it cool.

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  16. This is getting too easy for you.

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