Sunday, June 08, 2008

Funniest Community story EVER....


Hey guys,

I just heard this last night and had to post about it.

I was out in Boston and was talking to some people when the subject of PUAs came up as it often does. It turns out that one of the girls who was there was friends with a PUA groupie from ATL that used to fuck a VERY well know PUA. We'll call him Captain Alpha ST. Turns out that during dirty talk he would ask her to tell him how much all the girls wanted him in the club. In fact it went so far that if she told him that not all the girls in the club wanted him, he would go soft inside her... WOW!!!

I picture it going like this:

Captain Alpha ST: Tell me all the girls wanted me in the club.

Groupie: Umm I guess

Penis- Deflating noise


This is even funnier to me than the guy who used to pretend he was Style to feel powerful. How insecure do you have to be that it arouses you to feel like all the girls wanted you when you have a girl in your bed. I also asked what the groupie looked like as most PUA groupies not so cute. The girls said she has a really nice personality, which is girl code for fat :)

She also was telling me how he would tell all the girls that PUAs are the next rock stars and that soon they will have groupies and be the only celebrities that matter.

Now you guys all know how I feel about this. Being a PUA is the WORST identity possible for getting good with women. Defining yourself as a PUA makes you weird, dissassociates you from most people who don't understand this stuff( Nor want to), gives you more approach anxiety as if you are a PUA you have to approach all the time and you define your self esteem and self worth on what a bunch of random strangers in the club think about you. It's horrible and I'm sooo thankful that I was able to get out of that headspace. But good for this guy :)

S

12 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:56 PM

    "This is even funnier to me than the guy who used to pretend he was Style to feel powerful."

    You mean your buddy Tyler? (He did.)

    As far as fatties go... you're one to talk, Mr. Has-Big-Boobies-Will-Fuck.

    That said, I hope you really have developed like you claim. Namaste. Biatch.

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  2. Swolekat12:54 AM

    Is the picture of the matador a dead giveaway?

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  3. PUA! at the Disco1:43 AM

    Man, this is really deflating. And I actually really like shit from this cat. Sad.

    I mean, I think I know who it is. You can't be talking about my boy toecutter are you? I mean, his seminar was the shit, right? Tell me more. :)~

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  4. I can't wait until you post stories about many of these self-proclaimed PUAs beg girls to peg them!

    Any guy who tries so hard to get girls or to convince other guys that he's good with women is hiding in the closet.

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  5. Anonymous9:34 AM

    hei sinn,
    it s not nice to make fun of capt jack;i thought he s your friend:))

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  6. Anonymous11:55 AM

    Matador??

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  7. Anonymous4:59 PM

    the pic makes me kind of think of matador, too.

    who is it????

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  8. Ya, I think the whole terminology thing can be very lame using words like D2, Sets, A1-S6, or whatever. The moral of story here is not be outcome dependent I guess.

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  9. Anonymous8:09 AM

    Haha

    Looks like this Matador lost something more than his shoes :)

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  10. DJ Fuji2:26 AM

    Those clues were not very subtle. But oh so funny.

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  11. when I have sex... I make the girl tell me that I make the best grilled cheese sandwiches... and that everybody wants them

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  12. Anonymous8:18 PM

    Alpha Stan!!! The idiot that taught my bootcamp.

    T

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