Wednesday, September 05, 2012

The Greatest Pickup Video Of All Time

This might be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life...

Couple of extras about Smash 99 the legend.

He's Asian despite speaking with what one can only call a "Blackcent"

He has 100s of these videos some of which include his actual approaches which are as hilarious as one would assume from this video.

He's 100 percent serious.

If you find more vids like this post them in the comments this guy deserves the attention.



  1. HAHAHA, As gangster as it gets. I cant stop playing it over and over.

  2. Anonymous4:06 PM

    He gets mad pussy. Alpha style yo. "get a toothbrush" lol

  3. Anonymous4:38 PM

    It seems like someone who doesn't like him uploaded all his videos to youtube using this account:

  4. Anonymous9:35 PM

    dude, did he delete his other vids?

    this is good, but to anyone reading this - the shit this guy did about 6 months back will BLOW YOUR MIND. Some guys saw it - it was cold approach pickup with as much awkwardness as I have ever seen anywhere. He has The Office beat by a factor of a thousand. Plus its all serious, dead serious. And he calls everybody by their race, like he approaches a random white girl and says 'Is this where all the white people hang out?'

    anyway, anybody who has links please share them. he will eventually delete all of these so lets be wise and same them somewhere.

  5. imRauSch2:34 AM

    Wooow..I'm totally torn between laughing and crying.

  6. Anonymous1:56 PM

    sinn fuck you

    you fucking cunt!

  7. Anonymous4:13 PM

    This guy on youtube VitalyzdTv has funny ass pickup vids as well

  8. Anonymous4:56 PM

    Its not a pickup video and its not that funny. If this is your idea of something amazingly funny, you should get out more or get some friends.

  9. Anonymous8:04 PM

    about black girls with booty he says:

    "Shoot, them slave girls know how to get they ass game up!"

    WTF? its people like this that make me love american culture!!! so many crazies!!

  10. Anonymous8:08 PM

    "Shit, that flat-chested bitch look like a vert ramp yo, Tony Hawk could do a 360 off that flat-chested bitch vert ramp shit yo."