Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Don't Eat Wings On A Date and other common sense dating tips


 Hey there,

I've gotten a bunch of really dumb (for lack of a better word) emails recently, so I decided to give you 5 common sense dating tips that you should already know but probably don't,

1. Don't eat chicken wings on or before a date. Wings are delicious but grimy and get all over everything. The same idea extends to onions and garlic laden foods as well. Gum can only cover up so much.

2. Don't stand by the women's bathroom and grab girls as they walk in or out. Major creeper alert here, plus the girl has to pee, if I had to pee Kate Moss could be trying to blow me and I'm still just trying to get in that bathroom.

3. Don't game girls that are too drunk. This should be obvious if you're not a sexual predator. But this is actually a legal issue, as you should look up your state's laws of consent since in certain states being intoxicated means a woman can't actually legally consent to sex, making your hook up that you bragged about (or took video of to try to recruit more bootcamp students) rape. It's pathetic that I have to say this, but clearly as evidenced by instructors taking videos of these situations it needs to be said.

4. Don't point to your dick and ask girls if they want to "get on this" on the dancefloor. Seriously that happened to my friend Sofia last weekend. No one is more of a fan of sexualizing your game than me, but there is a time and place to go sexual and it's not the first second you start talking to a girl.

5. Don't constantly ask the girl if she's "ok" or "having fun". This is the call of the nice guy who isn't going to ever get his phone calls returned, if the girl is not ok or having fun she'll say something. In the meantime maybe you should focus on making her have fun as opposed to asking her if she is.

Basics I know but if you read my email you would see that it's necessary advice.

JS- The King Of Content

15 comments:

  1. Lovely post as always, you just cherry pick whats on our minds and spit it out. Now since am not in the mood to post seduction wisdom and experiences...I will comment on the funny part re chicken wings, also DONT eat garlic, reminds me of a friend (awkward)who did in high-school whilst on a double date and in the car when he finally burped the shit via ingestion of Pepsi, the girls were literally telling him to stop the car so they could get the hell out....LOL...

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  2. This post is lethally funny tempered with very nice sarcastic humour undertones.

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  3. Absolutely neccesary I couldnt agree with you more Sinn. Even veterans need to be reminded constantly, it's only by repetition you can indoctrinate mentally and psychologically.

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    1. Anonymous2:40 AM

      If you're going to be spending so much time up there, he could turn his colon into a guest room if it would make you happier?

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    2. Anonymous6:19 AM

      You.should fart in his ass

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  4. Anonymous11:56 AM

    6. Kinda related to point number 5. If you are escalating on a girl don't ask her permission. She will tell you if you are pushing things too far. Don't apologize and don't look for her approval to kiss her, grab her hand, move her etc.

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  5. Tattoo3:20 PM

    hahahaha guilty of number 2! but i dont do that no more,and i only grabbed the ones who finished what they did in there and not the ones goin in ;)

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  6. Anonymous6:29 PM

    #5 made me remember of me in bed. If she seems to like it, keep doing it. If she appears to be in some kind of "pain"... but she doesn't complain... keep doing it. She's close to orgasm.

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  7. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Phew,hey how about in California?Go drunken women then get arrested??

    Ok, day game is safer.lol

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  8. Had anyone field tested nr.4 ?

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  9. Anonymous4:02 PM

    wow i forgot about sinns blog, been on rsdnation front page and come back to "dont eat chicken wings before a date"
    compare the two...are you kidding me?!

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  10. Anonymous9:40 AM

    sinn is so gay he loves getting gang banged

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  11. Anonymous10:32 PM

    Reading other coaches post here, self promoting and talking smack with an anon tag. I cant be arsed logging in so mind my anon status.
    Also, anyone pick up the boot camp vid ref.? I had a mighty laugh about that. As usual, funny, well rounded blog that essentially tells guys 'If you're not a fucking moron, you won't fuck your hand every night'

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  12. You can avail helicopter flights and sightseeing tours for two or plane flight for two, over the East Midlands, London, Portsmouth Harbor, etc. This is a great way to spend the day with the man or lady of your dreams. And if both of you love experiencing spine chilling horror mysteries, then the 'murder mystery weekend for two', is the perfect getaway for you.

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  13. I do agree with your points. To avoid having to ask if the lady is 'okay' or 'having fun', learn a little about her or do something a bit out of the norm if the former isn't possible. Mind you, some girls are real difficult to please.

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