Monday, October 08, 2012

27 Ways To Convey You're Good In Bed

 I had a real quick lay from the bookstore last week and all I really did was screen her for interest and convey that I'd be good in bed (Which is a slippery slope as we'll see).

So it got me thinking about other ways to show the girl that you know what you're doing sexually. The key here is to do this more through demonstration than talking about it as girls assume that most guys who talk about how good they are in bed are actually terrible.

So here's an admittedly incomplete list that you can add on to in the comments:

1. Pulling her hair
2. Lightly scratching her back under her clothes
3. Lightly biting her neck
4. Kissing her neck and breathing on it
5. Talking about the idea of sensuality and bringing all of your senses together for pleasure. I usually start of by talking about food or how some dish is "better than an orgasm."
6. Being able to dance or move your hips well (obviously doesn't apply to me)
7. Telling a story about a girl going crazy over you for no reason (girls will asssume it was the sex). Captain Jack's Crazy Ex deleted all my #s story is a good example.
8. Tell a story about your ex GF's female friend coming on to you and wanting you to do the things you used to do to your ex to her.
9. Tell a story about how you're ex wanted to share you with other girls. I tell a story about a failed 3some. I think it's important that you don't talk about having a successful 3some as that can intimidate some girls.
10. Mention how she hasn't been spanked or tied up enough recently.
11. Tell her she needs someone to put her in her place.
12. Spank her on the ass or the hand.
13. Tell her that she's "vanilla" and couldn't handle you this is a sex community term for being boring in bed.  If she doesn't know what that is (as most girls won't) explain it to her.
14. Tell her you have a tiny penis and are horrible in bed. As I mentioned before guys who brag about how great they are in bed, or how big they're cocks are,  are untrustworthy. Girls assume guys who say they have small dicks are hung like horses.
15. Tell her she probably hasn't had good sex yet.
16.  Take an ice cube out of your drink (if at a bar) put it in your mouth then kiss her neck.
17. Lightly Restrain her wrists by her waist or over her head while you're kissing her.
18. Pick her up, or lift her and spin her around.
19. Dry hump her well (given the appropriate location)
20. Talk about dressing her up in outfits like a sexy nurse or secretary.
21. Talk about how most guys don't know what she wants sexually or how most guys don't know how to get her to feel like a woman.
22. Cold read her on having a fractured sexual identity. Sometimes she wants to be treated sweetly and sensually and other times she needs to be fucked hard like a dirty little girl.
23. Tell her she's naughty.
24. Whisper dirty talk in her ear.
25. Put your hand gently over her throat while kissing her. If she doesn't immediately respond to this with more intense kissing take it away. if she does respond squeeze a little more but be careful.
26. Rub her clit through her jeans or under her skirt discreetly.
27. lift up your shirt and her shirt while kissing to get that skin on skin feeling.

That's all I got for now.

JS- The King Of Content


  1. Anonymous10:48 AM

    JS the king of cock!

  2. Good stuff here, do you know where I can find CaptainJacks crazy ex routine? I've searched the lounge and had no success. Great blog btw.

  3. Anonymous1:36 PM

    what if you actually do have a small penis ?

    1. Anonymous7:59 PM

      get surgery and have a gorilla's attached instead.

      girls love it because it reminds them of curious george

  4. Anonymous2:21 PM

    28. Pull away first when kissing or do an almost kiss a few times before kissing to build more tension

  5. Anonymous9:54 AM

    gorillas actually have tiny penises

    1. Anonymous10:39 AM

      Well then a chimp or orangutang instead. Just remember to shave the fur off on a regular basis or else it gets awkward.

  6. Anonymous3:33 PM

    46. Find out where she lives and shit on her doorstep. Bitches love shit.

  7. Anonymous10:26 PM

    Sinns, why dont you take a dance class if being able to dance doesn't apply to you?

  8. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Humans have the largest penis of any primate two anonymous men discussing penis re-attachment surgery. This article is very cool by the way, I will have to try the "I have a tiny penis" thing.

  9. These are some really great stuff Sinn! Thanks for such a complete list of ideas. I mean, if you use 2-3 of these you are all set. But having them all together in such a huge list of ideas is simply gold!

    Cheers man!