LR: 1 to tie 2 to lead... Fuck CJ! 2 to tie 3 to lead...

So we roll up to the club on the scotsdale bootcamp, I start opening sets, and working with students. A few no gos, a couple decent sets, nothing special though.

A student brings me into a set with a 2 and 7. We'll call her the divorcee.

Rings on fingers
Who are you?

The student buys the girls shots and then they roll off. I work with students some more and then run back into the divorcee. I pull her into isolation.

Strawberry Fields
Question game
Almost Kiss

I seed the bounce to the after party at our hotel.

Her friend comes over and takes her to the bathroom.

They come back and we make out and start hardcore sexual talk. I bring El Topo back into the set and we start my new wrecking ball routine. Divorcee starts running hernails up and down my back and I say if you keep doing that I'm going to have to do dirty things to you. I then say well I have to go to the bathroom and take care of myself.. She asks if she can watch.

I pull her to the bathroom and as soon as I lock the door, I hear a knock like the fucking po-lice are outside. It's the bouncer, he says we can;t be in there together and I pretend I'm drunk and don't understand. I bring her back and me and ET decide to pull.

Get her back to the hotel, strip her down except for her high heels, and tax like the IRS on April 15th. Turns out her friend told ET that she does this ALL the time and that usually her friend has to wait in the car.

Afterwords we go to eat and I talk merciless shit to CJ about how I'm now only down 1 lay to him this month. Then he gets a text from a girl he was talking to tonight who wants to come over... FUCK!!!! Now I've just treaded water all night... I'll still catch him like he was a robber and I owned a 7-11, it's just going to take more time.

We go to after-hours and run into J-Dog and Cramias. It was great to see both those guys, then back to the hotel and CJ's girl rolls over and takes him back to her place 45 minutes ago.

I feel bad for CJ because he's just forcing me to raise my game and pull again tonight...

Today CJ looks noticably redder due to the fire I am applying to his feet. He also has a ringing in his ears from the thundering of my footsteps.

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The acrobatic monkey or the failed switch

So after fighting with SCW over me flaking on her. CJ and I hit a couple of different places and no goes I even had waited to # close this bar tender I"ve talked to a few times, except she's not there... Drats.

Finally we hit X bar. I open what I think is a 2 girl 1 guy set. The girls are south american and an 8 and 7 if you're into that kinda thing.The girls respond and the dude shuts the fuck up. It's instantly on. I run best friends test, I do a group hug, and run strawberry fields. She tells me she's in " Her sexual prime" I tell her I need trust and comfort first.

Cj runs a dastardly ploy that sends me to the dancefloor to have seizures to music. I do an almost kiss.

I decide to do a take away to see if there's a way to trade up. My iitial target was an 8 the obstacle a 7. We look around and I run a quick set while CJ hits the bathroom. All huge cock game. Al the time. No conversation except about how big my dick is. The fattie in the set said she was attracted to my confidence I responded that it's easy to be confident when you have a HUGE cock.

Meanwhile I am destroying Savoy @ virtual drinking I hit 19 drunks at about 1 AM.

So I seed the pull to an afterparty. She asks who will be at the after party. I respond, you, me, CJ and your friend. Meanwhile CJ has a girl he # closed wednesday all over his shit. She's asking him to leave with her and shit. But he's also gaming my obstacle. His girls bounce and we get them to drive us home under the pre-text of me being drunk(whih I am) but the exact way I planned it with CJ in the car on the ride there.

We get back to my place and me and my target fuck including her begging me to fuck her ass. In the other room on the couch of sex CJ closes my obstacle.

We decide to go eat so I can sober up and we can get my car. i regret to inform you guys that there is no cure to 19 drinks, in fact I'm kinda buzzed writing this a couple hours later. While at the diner CJ and I talk about switching. meaning we try to fuck each other's targets.

We get into the garage of my place and decide to go for it. My new target needs to go up to get her cell phone anyway. We go up and I start trying to kiss her. i tell her to sit next to me and we start cuddling. I think fuck foreplay and whip my shit out and start to whack it on her. She tells me I can't stay hard and I move her hand over. I tell her I' m a wet kinda guy and she licks her hand and starts to manually stimulate me.

CJ and his girl call as I've got my and down her pnats. It seems CJ had made out with and titty sucked my target on the way up. We fucked the logistics up by prolly 10 minutes, but we will now be searching for the 100 percent perfect 2 set where both PUAS lay both girls.

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