Showing posts with label LRs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LRs. Show all posts

Monday, August 04, 2008

LR: Stilts

I just got back from a week of insanity in Miami with a motley crew of characters, including Speer, Psych, The coolest PR natural of all time and the beach.

This report actually comes from Last Thursday night but I've been way too busy to post it. Psych put up his thoughts on the night Here

The night began as Speer had a date and I had to find something to do with myself. Speer's lifestyle is pretty ridiculous. At one point I was crashing on the couch with 3 girls, though it was nowhere near as cool as it sounds :) Psych had been telling us all about how he had bought stilts and was going to film pick ups on them. Naturally I thought this was the best idea EVER and I wanted in. So we took this opportunity to go down to Nikki Marina and test em out.

Here's some footage...




Here's me falling while trying to approach.



Here's me proving an age old adage...



Now after we put the Stilts away, we noticed that we had stumbled into a bachelor/bachelorette auction. Not only that, but they had printed up brocheres which allowed the contestants to describe themselves. My favorite was "Chris", who " is a numbers man by day and an ladies man at night. Whether it's crunching numbers at work or just getting yours at night. Chris can always turn up the heat". So I turned this into my opener, by walking around with the booklet and asking people if this describes them or if they would be interested in someone who this described. Good times.

I also busted out some Hollywood Attraction stuff which I'm going to continue to let be the best kept secret in the community. Here's a video teaser from this night...







Finally I see a H-ERD ( Hot nerd) she's by herself at the bar and I open with my favorite opener right now which is simply singing " I love ..." This time it was vodka. From there we discussed her nerd glasses, her fake Boston accent that was actually from Michigan, how she has freckles, red hair and big boobs so she should probably run away before I try to fuck her... Etc.

Turns out she's there for her friend's 30th Bday and her friend is literally passed out drunk on the couch. Her other friend comes over with some dude and Psych comes in to steal her very cute blonde friend away.

More talking, she's actually super down to earth so I compliment her on this and like ALL women she can't take compliments. Psych's moving his girl all around so I move mine to sit by her drunk friend who now is awake again... GRRR could be a potential ER. I talk to the friend and my girl until "regular Bob" comes over. Apparently this guy frequents the bar my girl and her friend work at. He's boring so I go to the bathroom. When I get back my girl obviously wants to escape( the intended effect) and asks me if I want a drink, I refuse to be difficult and make her work harder to isolate me. She's chasing now, so I want to let her chase. She says we should find Psych and her friend. So we go looking for them and find them on a floating putting green (don't ask). We get on with them until Psych's girl has to go tinkle. At which point I apply my " Dare them to stop me" style of escalation. This came from talks I used to have with Savoy(usually while drunk) that once a girl is accpeting escalation you can just keep escalating until she stops you ( Once) and then you know where her limits are and you've made maximum forward progress. I end up fingering this girl on the putting thing but she didn't want to have sex soo out in the open. We were floating in the middle of an inlet as people walked by...

We go back to find her friends. Psych has already bounced his girl who happens to be my girl's roomie home. Perfect. Now I can go back to her place to get my ride. We make arrangements to take drunk Bday girl home, head back to her place. I get the " I feel like a whore right now" speech right before she brings me into her room and begs me to fuck her....

Girls are weird :)

Stilts are awesome!

S

Friday, May 23, 2008

LR Little Miss Insecure from a night out with J. Moxie

This is actually from Wednesday night. The second night of my hanging out with J. Moxie. We started off by grabbing a hot dog at Carney’s which is one of the things I actually really like about LA. As well as one of my rules of life which is that hot dog is never a bad choice. Seriously how often do you regret eating a hot dog even if it’s from 7-11. From Carney’s we went to the lovely Saddle Ranch. That’s def not on my list of things that I like about LA. Saddle Ranch is actually one of the only venues I have ever seen that was killed by the community. On any given weekend you have 3 or 4 bootcamps being run and an additional group of about 10 guys who took workshops and never bothered to figure out anywhere else to go. It licks Satan’s anus not to put tooo fine a point upon it. After about ten minutes of wanting to bang my head against something or light myself on fire, we bounce to the next place. The Standard. It was a weeknight so it was dead. Like five people in the whole place dead. Then we bounced to some bar that I was at with HB perfect on her birthday but can never remember the name of the place… I open a stripper at the bar by talking about my manliest of drink choices. It’s always funny when I order my uber masculine vodka and diet Cokes. She was super up front about being a stripper and I was starting to gain traction but I didn’t lock in fast enough and she was friends with the bartender so I had to do some take-aways and then finally ran out of steam completely. J Moxie was gaming up a black girl on the dance floor by spanking her with a rose. There’s also an older lady dressed in all red. See through red. Her nipples were literally the size of quarters. There was also a woman who was wearing a jumpsuit of some sort with her boy shorts hanging out of it. Apparently this bar is non-officially sponsoring an ugly person lingerie show…

We bounce finally to an upscale hotel bar and there’s a decent amount of hot girls ut the sets are pretty badly logisticized. The first girl I notice has (Shockingly) huge boobs and is seated in a mixed five set with three girls and two guys. I walk past the set to see what else is in there. Thee were some community guys out and some weirdos as well who were wearing pink psycho sunglasses that looked like they came out of the mutants in The Dark Knight Returns. I decide I’m going to open the 5 set before we leave so I walk over and notice that she’s creeped out by the one of the guys in the set. So I open while he’s distracted by saying that her facial expressions are priceless, and that watching that guy freak her out has been the highlight of my night so far. The set opens really well and I start talking to her friend on the left who was actually a super hot stripper. I ran rings on fingers and then just started talking about myself and what I’m doing in Hollywood. Especially how much I dislike Hollywood. She’s not believing anything and constantly keeps asking me if I’m really what I say I am, if I really like her etc.. Normally this would annoy me but with my recent focus on LSE girls I instead decide to just comfort her and let her know that I do actually like her. Which I did. She’s really funny and vulgar and should win a prize for eing the first person ( who isn’t English) to use cunt before me in a set. Kudos majorly… She and her dad cowrote a book which is pretty interesting and now works for a major production company. She also has a kid. Oen thing I really learned from El Topo and CJ was how to use women having kids as a major way to hook into comfort. The part of them that is a mother cannot coexist with a part of them that is a club girl at the same time. So by engaging the mother part of her you by default disengage the part of her that would have a “ Bitch shield” if you like to think in those terms.
The stripper girl leaves and it turns out that her and the two guys just met my girl and her friend. The girl’s friend excuses herself to et a drink and is gone for like 30 minutes only to re-emerge with a French guy. He’s totally harmless so I just ignore him for now. I run strawberry fields on her and she starts giving me major sexual iois. She’s a bit older so I got to set up frames that she was at her sexual peak and trying to take advantage of me. She mentions that she has a sort of boyfriend she still fucks and that she’s on her rag so we can’t have sex that night… This would be a recurring them. This is one of my newer concepts I’ve been teaching to guys on bootcamps and one on ones as well as in SNLs. The idea is prompting and passing sexual shit tests. This relates to doing and saying things to provoke women to tell you things like “ We’re not sleeping together etc.. and then passing it with a set structure for sexual escalation. This girl probably told me she wasn’t going to fuck me or blow me about 15 times.
Around 12:30 the girl’s friend and the French guy invite us to go back to the Mondrian and have some wine. I decide that at 12:30 it’s too late to keep doing more sets and pass up this opportunity. I head back to the Mondrian with the group and when we get up there my girl tells me that her friend is a golddigger. But the French guy CANNOT escalate. The friend was even saying things like “ That bed looks comfortable.” I tell my girl about all the things I’m going to do to her and finally we decide to go back to her house. To “cuddle”. She goes to the bathroom and tells me that she’s at the end of her period… Which means it’s time to fuck and we do…

The weird thing is that after sex she freaks out when we’re talking about how her kid lives with his dad and he’s not learning the right things. It actually made me feel weird that I had created this much intimacy or she’s crazy but I prefer my explanation of intimacy as it makes me look better : )

S

Monday, April 28, 2008

LR X 2 Anal sex, death threats and underage girls

It's been an amazing time out here in Vegas with El Topo and our super student. This guy was super serious about getting better and has spent 9 days total with myself, and ET. We've even been engineering a new way of lifestyle development with these one on ones as a way of integrating the habit of pick-up into your own life. It's super exciting stuff and we will be posting more about it later.

Onto the LRs. Since I've been in Vegas I've pulled every night. The first night I even got a death threat from the guy I pulled this set away from. It starts out with ET and I at a famous circular bar in Vegas where we ran into Brad P running a workshop. Brad has a new product called the adventures of Brad P which is awesome and only $ 19 bucks. I'll be posting a more in depth review of it soon. But we also run into former student Eight Rope and some creepy Indian dude( from now on CRID). 8 rope is doing well with his girl but the other one is clearly creeped. Somehow I start talking to her and she's all over my shit. The reason being that I actually escalate. 8 rope later said he was amazed watching me and ET work the set because we were getting them touching us and accepting escalation super fast after they had been talking to them for an hour. This is a lesson on why we have to escalate. Blow me or blow me out!

Anyway the CRID comes back into the set and I let it go as I'm not trying to steal the set. Now the girl moves away from where I had her isolated and rejoins the group to get away from him. She of course comes right next to me as I've already run strawberry Fields, rings on fingers and qualified her. SO it's on with a sexual vibe. there's a key distinction between it being on and it being on with a sexual vibe. if you don't try to communicate sexually with women it will be on but you will get LMR. Trust me I know from personal experience before I met CJ. So here comes the CRID again and now the girls are trying to bounce with us. The girls move away as the CRID grabs the hand of the girl I'm talking to. A minute before this I had explained to him that he creeped the girls out and that's why they were leaving I even gave him examples of how he was being overly aggressive. Some people read reports like this one and think all they have to do is grope and pull. There is a dance to escalation and the real power is in the take aways... I finally decide that since he's creeped them and they're leaving I'm gonna grab them. ET and I walk up say " We have to go to the bathroom and pull them away. Now he starts blowing up Eight rope's cell threatening to and I quote " Kill all of you!" He even continues to call the next day and say that he's with his boys and we can settle this now. Psycho Alert. The dude's a nutcase. Proving yet again why it's usually a bad idea to meet up with people off message boards. If you're reading this dude, you need psychological help and I hope you get it.

We bounce to a lounge in the same hotel and it's really on. We're making out she's trying to get me to dance and her and her friend begin talking about how my girl needs to get laid and how logistics are going to go down. Eight Rope politely excuses himself and we bounce the girls back to our hotel to smoke...

Now it gets tricky as I'm escalating on my girl on the bed and ET's chick wants to watch. but we separate and all goes well especially as this particular girl loved it up the butt. Various inappropriate things happen after this point.

The second night (Sat) I pulled a set and was having her flash people in the cab but lost it when her friend who's 30th Bday it was freaked out and they all had to rush to get her. I say save the drama for your mama and peace out!

Last night I got laid again with a 19 year old I met in the lobby of the Excalibur of all places. This is a big reminder to everyone(myself included) to kick game to girls all the time. You never know where those lays are going to come from and it's important to always have that SNL mindset even if you're chilling in a lobby of a gauche themed hotel. We game them and exchange numbers and through text I progessively escalate

Some ex:

Her: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Besides pinning you up against a wall and making out with you? Undecided...
Her: Yummy... How do you know me so well already?
Me: I'm awesome.
Her: That explains it.
Me: Aww you're making me blush and other things...

It continues like this but I'm a gentleman with class and won't sully my reports on the internet telling people about various chicks I bang with such filth :)

Anyway we meet up at the bar and bounce back to the hotel and the girls won't come up to the room. Fucking underage girls... I made a rule awhile ago to not fuck with girls under 25 as they know what's going down and how SNLs work. It's ok we build comfort at the bar. I escalate.ET brillantly bounces his girl to the lobby " To handle some shit and then up to the room"

I get a text from him that says in the room fucking. I tell the girl they're probably in the room and we should go break up their party. She agrees and we go up there. Now I know I'm not breaking up shit so I have to get her super aroused enough to fuck in the bathroom before we get to the room. So about 20 feet before our room. Which is down the longest hallway known to mankind. I slam her against the wall make out with her and start dirty talking. Now luckily she's wearing a skirt so I start to play with her and then I show her the text from 5 minutes ago and pretend we just got it. I go shit they are fucking we can't go in there... Unless you want to go in the bathroom where we have some privacy. She says she's down and I get a cramp from fucking this chick standing up in front of the mirror American Psycho style.

I guess the major lessons here are to be aware of logistics, use arousal to overcome bad logistics, start sexualizing the interaction as soon as you possibly can and have the balls to take the opportunity when it presents itself. I wasn't going to post LRs anymore but I think I'll go back to it as it gives me easy stuff to write about. I usually get between 5 and 10 a month and I will let you guys decide.

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Saturday, July 21, 2007

LR: 1 to tie 2 to lead... Fuck CJ! 2 to tie 3 to lead...

So we roll up to the club on the scotsdale bootcamp, I start opening sets, and working with students. A few no gos, a couple decent sets, nothing special though.

A student brings me into a set with a 2 and 7. We'll call her the divorcee.

Rings on fingers
Who are you?

The student buys the girls shots and then they roll off. I work with students some more and then run back into the divorcee. I pull her into isolation.

Strawberry Fields
Question game
Almost Kiss

I seed the bounce to the after party at our hotel.

Her friend comes over and takes her to the bathroom.

They come back and we make out and start hardcore sexual talk. I bring El Topo back into the set and we start my new wrecking ball routine. Divorcee starts running hernails up and down my back and I say if you keep doing that I'm going to have to do dirty things to you. I then say well I have to go to the bathroom and take care of myself.. She asks if she can watch.

I pull her to the bathroom and as soon as I lock the door, I hear a knock like the fucking po-lice are outside. It's the bouncer, he says we can;t be in there together and I pretend I'm drunk and don't understand. I bring her back and me and ET decide to pull.

Get her back to the hotel, strip her down except for her high heels, and tax like the IRS on April 15th. Turns out her friend told ET that she does this ALL the time and that usually her friend has to wait in the car.

Afterwords we go to eat and I talk merciless shit to CJ about how I'm now only down 1 lay to him this month. Then he gets a text from a girl he was talking to tonight who wants to come over... FUCK!!!! Now I've just treaded water all night... I'll still catch him like he was a robber and I owned a 7-11, it's just going to take more time.

We go to after-hours and run into J-Dog and Cramias. It was great to see both those guys, then back to the hotel and CJ's girl rolls over and takes him back to her place 45 minutes ago.

I feel bad for CJ because he's just forcing me to raise my game and pull again tonight...

Today CJ looks noticably redder due to the fire I am applying to his feet. He also has a ringing in his ears from the thundering of my footsteps.

S

Saturday, July 07, 2007

The acrobatic monkey or the failed switch

So after fighting with SCW over me flaking on her. CJ and I hit a couple of different places and no goes I even had waited to # close this bar tender I"ve talked to a few times, except she's not there... Drats.

Finally we hit X bar. I open what I think is a 2 girl 1 guy set. The girls are south american and an 8 and 7 if you're into that kinda thing.The girls respond and the dude shuts the fuck up. It's instantly on. I run best friends test, I do a group hug, and run strawberry fields. She tells me she's in " Her sexual prime" I tell her I need trust and comfort first.

Cj runs a dastardly ploy that sends me to the dancefloor to have seizures to music. I do an almost kiss.

I decide to do a take away to see if there's a way to trade up. My iitial target was an 8 the obstacle a 7. We look around and I run a quick set while CJ hits the bathroom. All huge cock game. Al the time. No conversation except about how big my dick is. The fattie in the set said she was attracted to my confidence I responded that it's easy to be confident when you have a HUGE cock.

Meanwhile I am destroying Savoy @ virtual drinking I hit 19 drunks at about 1 AM.

So I seed the pull to an afterparty. She asks who will be at the after party. I respond, you, me, CJ and your friend. Meanwhile CJ has a girl he # closed wednesday all over his shit. She's asking him to leave with her and shit. But he's also gaming my obstacle. His girls bounce and we get them to drive us home under the pre-text of me being drunk(whih I am) but the exact way I planned it with CJ in the car on the ride there.

We get back to my place and me and my target fuck including her begging me to fuck her ass. In the other room on the couch of sex CJ closes my obstacle.

We decide to go eat so I can sober up and we can get my car. i regret to inform you guys that there is no cure to 19 drinks, in fact I'm kinda buzzed writing this a couple hours later. While at the diner CJ and I talk about switching. meaning we try to fuck each other's targets.

We get into the garage of my place and decide to go for it. My new target needs to go up to get her cell phone anyway. We go up and I start trying to kiss her. i tell her to sit next to me and we start cuddling. I think fuck foreplay and whip my shit out and start to whack it on her. She tells me I can't stay hard and I move her hand over. I tell her I' m a wet kinda guy and she licks her hand and starts to manually stimulate me.

CJ and his girl call as I've got my and down her pnats. It seems CJ had made out with and titty sucked my target on the way up. We fucked the logistics up by prolly 10 minutes, but we will now be searching for the 100 percent perfect 2 set where both PUAS lay both girls.

S