Humans have the largest penis of any primate two anonymous men discussing penis re-attachment surgery. This article is very cool by the way, I will have to try the "I have a tiny penis" thing.
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ReplyDeletewhat if you actually do have a small penis ?
ReplyDeleteget surgery and have a gorilla's attached instead.
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28. Pull away first when kissing or do an almost kiss a few times before kissing to build more tension
ReplyDeletegorillas actually have tiny penises
ReplyDeleteWell then a chimp or orangutang instead. Just remember to shave the fur off on a regular basis or else it gets awkward.
Delete46. Find out where she lives and shit on her doorstep. Bitches love shit.
ReplyDeleteSinns, why dont you take a dance class if being able to dance doesn't apply to you?
ReplyDeleteHumans have the largest penis of any primate two anonymous men discussing penis re-attachment surgery. This article is very cool by the way, I will have to try the "I have a tiny penis" thing.
ReplyDeleteThese are some really great stuff Sinn! Thanks for such a complete list of ideas. I mean, if you use 2-3 of these you are all set. But having them all together in such a huge list of ideas is simply gold!
ReplyDeleteCheers man!