Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Great Community Quotes # 4- I wasn't Talking To You And Your 4!

Hey guys,

Today's another great community quote.

This one, actually requires a little setup story. The year is 2005. I'm 20 years old and doing my first large group speaking event at the Montreal PUA Summit known as Cliff's List 05.

To set the scene, there are a few of us in a hotel room smoking weed at the end of the night on Friday. I was there(obviously), Neil Strauss was there, Craig from DYD was there, Big Black Will was there, Mystery was there with a PUA groupie whom he had stolen from Savoy, and Lance Mason showed up at some point...

Enter my good friend Fabio, AKA Sundowner, AKA Short Sell.

He was a little drunk(as is per usual for him) and he walked in the room looked around disgustedly and said the following, which I would say is 99% verbatim what he said.

He started out by saying " You know, I came here from Miami to cold ass Montreal to hang out with the BEST Pick Up Artists in the world. And here we are in a room with NO girls. And I think to myself these guys have got NO FUCKING game!!"

Everyone laughed, except for Mystery who started to retort

" I've got game, I've got game, I'm the only with a girl in this room"

Fabio looked at him, chuckled and said something that I still laugh about to this day.

" Jackass!! I am not talking about you and your 4!"

And then he stormed out of the room.

Craig and I nearly died laughing and nobody else found it remotely funny...

4 years later I'm laughing as I type this up.

There's more great Fabio quotes and I'm sure I'll get to all of them eventually but if being quotable were a sport, Fabio would easily be the MVP.

JS-The King of Content

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:37 AM

    Haha, very funny. :-D Good stuff, keep it coming.

    It's a shame though, that you basically gave the punchline away in the title of the post.

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  2. Anonymous11:53 AM

    It's funny because I can imagine that really hurt mystery

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  3. Anonymous12:34 PM

    Haaa, imagine having that on video:)

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  4. Anonymous2:27 PM

    1. What about the other guys, Brent, David 'Why!'-gant, DYD, Stephane Ideagasm, Glorious Zan (!)


    2. Good thing he left, the PUAs might have tried the super secret superproduct....'DAYGAME GAYGAME'


    Konez!

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  5. Anonymous6:30 PM

    Lol.

    I have to ask tho, Sinn. Did you agree with Fabio's assessment of Mys's girl?

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  6. Anonymous7:07 AM

    Whatever happened to craig from DYD?

    That guy was funny as hell

    ~JF~

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  7. Anonymous7:22 AM

    i would like to know: was she a 4 ..or a 3 (as normal)

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  8. Anonymous9:24 AM

    You know, Mystery has both been a blessing and curse to men.

    His M3 model was revolutionary and helped alot of guys. No doubt about it. However, he is so socially disfunctional and his attitude that its "me vs. them" really reflects his insecurity. And this does not help men who look to him as a role model. What is funny it was his insecurity that fueled his theories and the foundation of his M3 model.

    The dude is really a paradox.

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  9. Anonymous9:43 PM

    M3 is okay not bad...its basically a weirdo (mystery) who learned how to get laid and telling how he processes it (people initially don't take into account the fact thats hes psychotic and there learning from a psychopath) whereas if a natural could break down what he did it wouldnt be coming from a weird place because its mirroring a cool guy not a psycho but props to mystery for helping guys get laid

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