Alex The Drunk Idiot Aussie From RSD may not have Nimbus but he does have FJM

Welcome back to the blog that started it all...

Today I have another FJM special ready for you guys. This time I didn't even really have to do that much to make this guy look bad.

Funny side story about Alex from RSD, last year when I was in OZ a friend of mine wanted to introduce the two of us. I was not interested. Then Alex said he would only meet up if I promised not to tool him. I still didn't want to meet the guy,so obviously it didn't happen. But it's a funny idea that he was so afraid of getting tooled.

Unfortunately for him, he didn't end up escaping the tooling.

Let's get into Alex's article on state!

As always my comments appear in brackets []


Get into state. Because getting into state is good. When you are in state, you aren’t not out of state. And while this doesn’t necessarily make you attractive to girls, it certainly doesn’t make you unattractive. But, that depends.

[ Huh? Right off the bat you're starting with something that vaguely resembles English. Then you contradict yourself with a that depends. Honestly I hope someone kills you :)]

Honestly, and if you ask my closest friends in the company, I’m not really motivated by girls. One time I drunk dialed a friend’s ex girlfriend and exposed her to some verbal obscenities. But, as I was always shining through, she must have been attracted to my nimbus. When I asked her what her address was she was shocked. She must have thought it was for outer game purposes. Nope. The corner vendor has ceased to serve alcohol.

[ Just because you write formally or use more complicated words, it doesn't actually make what you're saying sound smart. It just makes you sound pretentious. This is basically a story about you making a drunk ass of yourself. Awesome for guys who want to learn to get better with women!]


I wanted to visit her house for inner game purposes.

Point is, when I asked her what her address was she was shocked, paused for a moment considering the oral lashing I had given her, and asked “why do you want my address?!”

‘For invitational purposes.’

Obviously.

She then volunteers her address. You beauty.

[ So basically you were trying to bang a friend's ex and then yelled at her before asking her for her address... We up to speed here people? It's like trying to read Dickens it takes 4 pavges to go up a flight of stairs.]

But, in my quest to get more state, I got distracted by the hermit crabs in the water fountain and I forget all about the Santa Claus style drop in she was expecting. No presents for her. State reigned supreme in my priorities.

[ I'm Alex and I like to be vague to make it seem like I wasn't just too drunk to know where I was or what I was trying to do. As they say in the program Alex, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.]

When I rubbed my eyes and figured out where I was the next day, I came to the conclusion that she was attracted to me because I was more inspired by getting some state then I was inspired to give her a statement of outer game. This lead to the extrapolated conclusion that I should do more things like that, but be mindful to capitalise on my outer game inspiring state and share the love.

[ When he woke up the next morning he remembered that he invited himself to a friend's ex gf's house and was annoyed he was too drunk to capitalize on his friend's sloppy seconds. For shame Alex, for shame.]

Results have been positive and medicinally compromising since.
For you, the budding glory monger, you may actually have your priorities out of order. Do you go out to ‘sarge’ or do you go out to irritate the bouncers of the establishment?

[ Irritating Bouncers is not a good idea and can lead to getting choked. I'm friends with a bunch of bouncers so I know first hand from watching socially awkward idiots like Alex.]


I see a lot of guys who go out for reasons other than themselves. To put anyone or anything in front of your cause is to assume that you are lower value than them, and hence, be unattractive. No girl will tell you her address.

The club is my office. But, I have no boss, only the agent Smiths. I can’t drink because I am at ‘work,’ so I just get into state and then say ‘whoa’ a lot.

[ I'm not sure you're smart enough to be making Keanu Reeves jokes.]

Technically, state is default, and is what happens when you perceive that nothing stands in your way. When there is nothing in your head to prevent it from coming to you, you are in state. You can’t force it, though. Like so many other things, if you let go, it will come straight to you. But, not like money in the casino, that’s an exception.

[ Gibberish alert, Gibberish Alert. Alex can you write a coherent paragraph? Just four little sentences that make sense to the average reader. You know make that second 40 pages of your post just fly by.]

More technically, self esteem based state is proportionate to your ability to influence others. If you subscribe to natural game, state comes from within. The more people you have to influence, the more you call upon your resources from within, and like a siphon it just begins to flow. Slow at first, but it can build momentum.

Technically, if you do something positive, dominant or simply take action, you will move more towards state then you were previously. You want your cognitive traffic to cause the people around you to do matrix style limbo to avoid falling under your spell. But, they are only human. Bring more state and they will succumb to your presence.

[ You want your cognitive traffic to cause people to limbo... God this is such bullshit. Basically you have nothing to say and think that if you fruit up your post with strange metaphors and analogies it will seem deep. Just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it profound. ASSHAT.]

What are the well know state building techniques? If you’re a bit of a beginner and want to get a bit of a smile up in the club, try talking to a few sets, singing, shouting, high fiving, or clapping your hands.

Try it now. Sing this song... and follow the lyrics. Clap your hands, stand up, bob your knees and give someone a high five. Sing loud, break the shackles. You don’t have bad intentions, why would you limit yourself?

OK.. hit the song and sample some beginner state. Remember, whatever you feel she feels.

We rocked this song in France while intermittently screaming the mispronounced name of the scandalous French President: “SAR-COW-ZEE, FUCK YEAH!”

[ Singing is a good way to get in state. Wow we're only halfway through and we got one piece of useful information. This is AWESOME!]

But, that stuff is for the faint of heart. There is a whole new range of self entertainment, state inspiring, and sanity obliterating pastimes that will induce seizures of laughter. They follow the same principles of taking action, creativity and positive dominance, only amplified.

I warn you. Do these wrong and you will end up in jail, an altercation or maybe knighted. Use at your own risk.

[ Oh good we finally get to the part where Alex suggests socially awkward borderline illegal behaviors! No wonder so many RSD guys get kicked out of clubs and the mall..]


The ‘Lime in the eye’.

One of the best in the business: juice for tough guys. Anecdotally, only Australians can handle lime to the eyeball.

[ Really you just recommended guys squirt lime into there eye for state. Really? I feel like Amy and Seth from weekend update should spring up and do a whole impromptu bit about this one. Really you go into a bar and squirt Lime into your eye? Why not just pull out a belt hang yourself and engage in some full on auto-erotic asypxiation?]

The ‘corporate elbow’.
Take your left hand and scratch the back of your head. In doing so, out stretch your left elbow outwards and to head level. Now you have a limbo stick for others in the club to negotiate.

[ Stick your elbow out so people have to walk around you. This is called being an asshole. This would lead to what I call a "big shoulder" when you walk by an asshole such as this and channeling your best Ray Lewis circa 2001 slam your shoulder into said asshole. Not great for state but very satisfying :)]

The ‘umbilical cord’.
Join several bendy straws together by pinching one straw so it is smaller in diameter than the other straw and insert inside. It must be an air tight connection. Now, you can drink for free, ninja style.

[ I'd love to see you try to stick your straw into my drink at a bar. Or anyone's. Instead of talking to girls, you can find Alex playing with straws, limes and sticking out his elbow in bars. Awesome]

The ‘I lost my contact lens’.
When a hot girl or girls (known as a ‘mingerwarren’) waltz by wearing short skirts exclaim loudly “I lost my contact lens!” in a manner that will draw attention to yourself. Drop to your hands and knees and lower you head as low as possible to the ground. From this angle, you can pose an opinion opener to the girl such as “can I get a quick female opinion on something. [female interlude] Have you seen my contact lens. With your head on the ground and their short skirts it makes for good angle of conversation.

[ This could actually be funny provided your not actually trying to look up their skirts. If you are actually trying to catch a peek, they should send you back to Australia with the rest of your convict ancestors.]

The ‘legless drunk’.
If you can put a wobble on your bipedal progressions and roll your eyes into anti-co-ordinated magic eight balls, then you can pass as a convincing drunk. In this pseudo-condition, you can knock cock blocking chodes over, motor boat cleavage capture girls in your arms as you try to regain your balance. This one is fun.

[ Pretend to be Drunk! That's great advice, we all know that drunk idiots who can barely move get all the PUSSY! Damn bro you've really revealed some next level secrets. I can't wait for Alex's next post Rohypnol- how to pull!]

The ‘oceans one’.
Somewhere in the venue there will be a security door with a numeric code required for access. Keep an eye on it. Usually the code won’t be longer than five or six figures. Note it or film it with your camera, and BOOM you’re in the Bellagio vault. Go in, find a uniform, suit up, then tend the bar, yet prioritizing your companions. Use said companions to bring girls to the free drink and watch them paw at your neck line as you tell them of your whiles.

[ This never happened except in Alex's mind. To further expand on the movies into fantasy fictional pick up moves let's look at the " The Mr and Mrs Smith'" where in your mind you imagine an elaborate relationship with a girl then imagine she's trying to kill you. Before you say hi you hit her in the face with a garbage can and then take her back to your place for makeup sex.]

And for mayhem purposes (prepare to be immediately ejected)...

The ‘Grand Prix Podium’.
This is much like a wet t-shirt contest, but the contestants aren’t aware of their involvement. So it’s kinda like Halloween. Buy a sultry three count of Pabst Blue Ribbon or other such shittery in bottle form. Cover the top with your thumb. Start a ruckus as though there is a bit of a shoving fight in the vicinity. In the commotion violently shake the beer at waist level. And voila...we have Spring Break. This is both an effective means for state, opening the girl and extracting the girl as they will probably get booted from the bar when Agent Smiths come at you talking of sociological prophecies.

[ Yes I'm sure a girl who you just sprayed beer on is going to be ready to get it on. Shit why did I waste 6 years learning game and social skills when all you need to do is act like a drunk idiot and spray beer on girls. Damn it all]

Don’t let these maneuvers limit you. There are many more, far more creative, far less professional means by which to get into state. It’s the thrill of going against the norm, the thrill of immediate venue-removal and heightened sense of self from the attention that you will draw that makes these things and others so good for amping the state and fun. Make you and your fun the first priority of your night.


[ The thrill of immediate venue removal leads to not getting laid. You can have fun without getting kicked out. Most people do.]

More often than not, the girls will think of you as silly and immature. This is, of course, the goal. Blend-Tec their congruence tests and establish A = HV + E. You have fun – they have fun. Everybody wins.

State like this will have the girls circling you as if you had your period in shark infested waters.

Alexander~

[Obviously no one knows more about getting kicked out of places and going home alone than Alex}


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