In Vancouver chillaxin....

I'm chilling out in vancouver got ina couple of hours ago, had some sushi and am waiting for Tenmag to get his late ass here so we can go get some food. I missed the new episode of the office, so I have to wait to see it tomor on Itunes. Subscription to the office so I get the new episodes mailed to me is the GREATEST thing of all time. Wherever I am as long as I have internet I get my show. I love Itunes. Unfortunately Itunes and Jon drunk at his computer at 5 AM do not mix. I once downloaded the casting special for Real World Denver. WTF!

My day began with HBperfect sending a text at 6:24 in the morning saying hi. I really like her and all but 6 in the morning, i had been out trying to get laid and watching CJ bring a girl home till 4. I made out with an Asian hottie(For my brother Future) but got to drunk to notice not so subtle hints, like me lifting her up physically and her saying that's hot, her singing that "you fuck so god I can handle it song really loud and, I dropped the ball, I was really drunk and it made me realize that perhaps my drinking is getting in the way of my gaming pretty consistently so I should probably stop drinking so much. So I'm def gonna cap my nights now at 3 drinks, anything more and I become useless as evidenced last night. I can't help it I'm not into Asians.

Then i get on the fucking plane from Vegas to vancouver when who should sit next to me, but a 5'7 big breasted red-head. I start gaming her it's on but she keeps looking away while kinoing and qualifying her self and reinitiating the conversation a couple hundred times. So I go "Hey I really like talking to you but you keep looking away and it's really distracting" and she goes " I'm sorry my BF is over there." And now I realize that i am getting the stare of death. From a bald dude in his 40s WTF? And they work together and apparently the whole god-damned fucking sales convention that flew from Vegas to vancouver today should all be staring and talking shit. UGH! so I'm trying to number close discreetly when she goes to get head phones and watches the movie then falls asleep. You can't always win but I can't fix these fucking interrupts! GRRRR!!!! We land and she bouncilates with chubby boring sells aluminum siding BF in tow. Lame I had her and she was hot!!! Oh, oh and today a hot prospect from Phoenix texted after a weeek of phone radio silence and tells me she is back with her BF. Some days you're the hunter and some days you're the fucking Rabbit.

I was soo pissed I'm glad I get to vent about this... On the bright side the stripper I made out with in Phoenix who use to date Jay-z and has been in music videos called me and wanted to know why she wasn't invited to Miami. I couldn't really say cuz another stripper I like more is gonna be there, so I dodged the question by saying I was going to Compton and I wanted to take her... It's really on with her too... And Perfect.... And Lawgirl, And Shorty finally stopped being weird so I can see her in LA aong with the worst person on Earth and my Actress, The asian from last nght is on, my ex-Gf is trying to schedule time to have a hot sex weekend away from her fiancee... so life is good and I'm in Vancouver where more Playboy playmates have come from than any other city...

I'm excited fo this weekend..

P.S Thanks so much for the guys and girl who have posted book ideas and stuff to do in Oz I really apreciate that A LOT. And Ana- Renee you're comment about being happy for me was awesome and very much appreciated as well.